Listen, Mind...

Listen, Mind,

I know you’re troubled by almost everything that could potentially be a threat to you. But this way, you’ll spend most of your life being troubled.

When you’re already scared of something that hasn’t happened yet, you start manipulating my actions in ways that can actually make the thing you fear happen. And then you’ll say, “See, I told you. This might happen.”

No, Mind. It happened partly because you kept thinking about it.

Understand this: you’re not wrong for doing your job. I should be aware of the things happening around me. But being aware and being worried are two completely different things. I need you to understand that difference; otherwise, you’ll keep making me suffer forever.

Chillax, Mind.